NICE GIRLS FINISH LAST ft. Kenneth, Eric, Manzini, Lisa, Darren, Le

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Kenneth Dep Trai Ng:

Judes, think of when you said we wouldn’t chatsies,
Now we the besties, fart like at homesies.
Woke me up shit, what’s that smell? Dayum girl! What the hellsies!
Name’s Judy Yip yall! Fuck the norm! I’ll slaughter them all in any shape or form.
Open your mouth cuz you know it’s comin’… a clump of shit it could be any somethin’.

Toothpaste on my pimple, I’m a gentle swan. Eric eat now or I’ll hit yo’ groin.
Look at her hands a plant is growin! She’s a hobbit? Her tummy’s always groanin’.
Listen up yall, you’ll never realize… in that tree lies a giant sweetie pie,
The best ice cream cakes, she makes the best cum cakes…Don’t giver her the knife for God’s sakes…

Happy Bday Yip Bui Si, you’ve always been the instigatee.
Never shove your foot again up my asshole; but when you sing—true soprano.
Girl! You the gum nian! 甜像個小糖! 臭像個雞湯! 請叫我 gum nian!
Hom sa lo, lei go pi gu ho tso ah. Tai sao em dep qua?!

Eric Gary Wong:

9 years ago in middle school
we sat together you were Q
i needed help so i asked you
i copied your homework who knew

you kept a grudge and hate me for it
so let me say i'm sorry judith
forgive me once and let's be homies
ask me twice and i'll be downsies

3 years ago in senior year
we met again you were always near
friends forever, Ron and Harry
friends not really, where's Hermione

1st year of college we hung out, ate lunch
sat together in ochem lecture
you were nice but you weren't cool
didn't know the troll that lives inside you

3rd year of college came out troll out
smart girl mcats 45 no doubt
didn't know you were good at mario
why are you good at hiding turtles

always +10 in my book
always love that evil look

Chorus:
judy don't go
please stay
we'll feed you food
okay
what would you like
today
cupcakes and jui-
-cy steak
judy don't move
away
open catan
let's play
how can we help
dissuade
you from moving
away

judy don't go
please stay
this song is so
cliched
maybe you'll laugh
one day
when we're all old
decayed
let's just go eat
buffet
forget that you'll move
away
how can we help
persuade
you not to move away

Manzini:
you don't live near me nope
but oh how i wish you did
so i could call you out
on everything that you had said
i thought that you would want to
become friends with me again
it's been so long since i've
got in to hear about your plans

now you're 21 i hope you spill some tears of happiness
got a lot of friends who will smother you in sappiness
after your midterms you didn't catch up with me
but please don't tell me it's over already

is it cause i never
stop bugging about janice
or cause you forgot
the importance of being earnest
since you have no choice but to listen to me now
at least i can say
happy 21st birthday

lisa:
judy judy m&m cookies
ice cream cakes chicken bakes
doritos spice nachos
pushing kenneth into pools

you should be a baker dear
and I will be your sous chef here
fuck the studyin oats and mcats
just kidding girl just pullin your leg

leggings leggings oh so comfy
so stretchy like you and me
whatwhatwhat you wantwantwant
garez, hell no trolltrolltroll

please don't make me drink tequi
like garez did at that party
thanks for being nice to me
and putting fake snow on my footie

[Chorus]

Darren:
Whaddup yo.
Listen to what I gotta say
Cause this is gonna be about you.
It’s a hundred and ten-percent true.

Here we go.

Don’t get me wrong
cause I wasn’t callin’
Got my word
You ‘n me get along

Better than a B’ball’
And Michael Jordan
You’re so cool, it makes me look like
It makes me look like I am a fool,

Every day every night
I’m just waitin to grab a bite
You gettin’ hungry for a cow?
Lets get bouncin’ and go right now.

Rigabertoes, Robertoes,
Anytime anywhere anyplace
Even at home ill make burritos
Just so you stuff it in my face.

Our Little maknae all grown up.
Gonna Be’ a doctor, doin check ups.
Listen to your senior, don’t give up!
Give me call, even for cheer ups.

I’ll tell you now that I’ll be sad
Now that you’re movin’, I realize what I’m losin’
It’s just too bad we took for granted what we had.
But now we all know what we truly have.

Le:
when i was 13
i met my first love
she's so damn beautiful
she looks just like a dove
now that you're 21
i can confess to you
i think you're the one
girl will you be boo

sometimes i wonder
why even like her?
she yells and screams
it just gives me a headache
but then my heartache
won't seem to go away
she is my sun ray
i guess i'm here to stay

to make you like me
i'll buy you some banh mi
from le's sandwich
it will make you not bitch
if you don't like that then
panda express would be
my next best guess
chicken fried rice
and a
small drink and ice
is what i'll order for us
it will be nice
then we can take the bus
to karaoke i'll sing that chinese song
to tell you wo ai ni
then we'll play beer pong

[Chorus]

Kenneth:
Happy Bday Yip Bui Si

Lisa:
whatwhatwhat you wantwantwant

Kenneth:
Open your mouth cuz you know it’s comin’

Le:
it will make you not bitch

Eric:
so let me say i'm sorry judith

Manzini:
but please don't tell me it's over already

Darren:
Every day every night

Lisa:
Judy Judy

Le:
girl Will you be my boo?