Marshall:
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

Paul:
Inkigayo baby

Eric:
once upon a time
there lived a fucking evil guy
who trolled for fun until something
changed his whole life

ghosts of christmas past
they still haunt babbii in his bed
he said the darkness in my heart
it's gone it's dead

Chorus [E+D+P]:
charles you're so n i c e
you were born with nice genes
but how nice are you compared to jesus

charles you're so n i c e
can we call you n g?
you're so nice cause you're not
devils with no d like us

Paul:
yo charles the word around town says you a nice guy.
got your homies back cuz you'd never fuckin let em die always wearin yo fuckin tie all day every day
in the perfect colorway. You know me. It’s the duy. Always prayin to god to cleanse this evilness.
But all this prayin is just gonna go to waste cuz kuya, god don’t even exist

Viet/Stephen:
charles, remember when you almost drowned
i pulled you up so your parents wouldn't have to frown
i guess that makes me some kind of angel
or it would if angels existed
and you made it in to U C L A,
close call, you almost missed it
then we'd miss the “new” charles with new hair, new flair
still don't talk to girls but you don't care
just stop and stare, like one republic,
nice guy or loser, i guess it doesn't matter
i say we’re both angelic

Jennifer:
charles you’re so n i c e
you like to eat jollibee
do you remember cherrywood

do you remember senior ball
it was fun after all
because we didn’t go together
here’s t-ngo, f’sho

Mark:
Nice guys are forever...

Tiffany:
ay bunlan he’s the perfect guy
there’s a nice girl out there looking for a nice guy to kick it in
when it’s there you’re the answer to her prayers
rainbows everyday even in the fucking rain
you know me
i’m no snsd
you don’t want me
la over berkeley
a c e d bio-e
so try to find a boo
and prove the almighty do exist

David:
charlesss...just set me free...
rid this eeeeevil spreading through the veins in my body.
cause the devil took my soul
and i can’t just drop stop and roll so i beg you from my knees can you help just please please save me

charles youre my one and last hope
the only light in my scope
is it too late cause i spanked the babbii

god, is this really my fate?
the gates of hell i await
nevermind i remember now that god is just fake

Mark:
Nice guys are forever...

Lisa:
I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles
In our eyes are mirror images and when
We ki--wait, that's the wrong song

charles you're the nicest
remember when my picture was in your wallet
then you replaced it with tiffaz
but it's okay... you're still nice

but not like me and Kenneth
when they spanked the babbii
sorry we laughed
next time we'll come in and save your bunlan
and destroy the devils evils evils

Charlie:
Poppin them 3s like sicnasty
learning tai-chi from snsd
chopping bj into pieces daily
im your failbound cha are lee
it doesn't matter cause of yoona
she gets in your bed and you just spoon her
while jessica says fighting
fanny and sunny go hiding
under the table they find yuri
saying you die to you and me
sooyoung scares us with taeyeon
but we don't get scared
cause we watched ju-on

Tim:
charles you're so n i c e
you're always making me
wait for you to come outside

i have to turn off my engine
and it then gets me thinking
what's taking him so long?

Pamela:
Charles you’re c u t e
makes me weak in the knees
wish I didn’t have an ugly boyfriend
Charles you’re so n I c e
‘cept to guys like Huy Le
Thuggin like the motherfuckin VP
of AGS at Mission College
where we aced every single test
so easy zee zamela just call me your sugar mama
it’s almost time for lunch yum Korean all you can munch
dinner’s on me sinners eat free

Paul:
Inkigayo baby
Inkigayo baby

Manzini:
a-z-n trash can boi
don't try to be so cool and coy
you know deep inside you're a true n-g
but it didn't come from me you can ask l-e

she knows best and there's concensus
that bunlan man deserves an A+
one girl can't quite handle it
call for the help of a band of chicks

so go ahead and pick up that dribble
lock-load- and let it drizzle
big 2-1 show us how you pow pow
score that many points in a pick up wild style
throwing 7 daggers in a public location
gonna get arrested multiple violations
so-cal bro with no curfew
gets a kiss on the cheek with no p.u.
fish boy

Aubrey:
nemo

Manzini:
grown into aquaman won't be the reason that his friends drown
number one reason to be in town

Paul:
Inkigayo baby

Mark:
Nice guys are forever...
it's the charles bunlan
fish boy trash can
21 years old
a full grown man
happy birthday
you so n i c e
i'm just e n v i o u s you could see
that spells envious
but they only envy you
red sweater fresh jeans
new kicks new doo
the ice cream machine
be your best friend too
does it scream it wants nobody nobody but you
clap clap point clap
cabi more hottest hottest
clap clap point clap
let's go willie i know you got this

Willie:
Nice guys
they live forever and i
look for another but i
could never find one

dressed like a g
find him always hungry
but he always fed me
reppin the n g
can i have seconds please
we all need to eat
need to breathe
so generous but dangerous
watch out cause he’ll gain your trust
he’ll make you happy
make you smile make it all worthwhile
make your spicy go mild
make your heart go wild
bust out your inner child
it’s charles it’s charles it’s

[Chorus] [E+D+W+M+C+P]

Charlie:
s o s h i b o n d
s o s h i b o n d

Mark:
Nice guys are forever...

Charlie:
it’s a soshi bond...
it’s a soshi bond...it’s a soshi bond...
it’s a soshi bond...

Paul:
Inkigayo baby

Aubrey:
last name ever
first name greatest...