lyrics
charles:
i thought me and paul could be friends
but we can't
i hate him so much
i get tired of him
bothers me everyday
calls me at night
hurts me at school
i'm fed up with it
every person has a flaw
you know what his flaw is?
is being a lagger
56k
laggiest guy has been bothering me ever since
everything that has to do with him lags
just, i hate him so much
you think you're so funny
well, you're NOT
eric:
you
came into my life and i started hating
every moment, time, and place separated
from you. doesn't even matter if you hate it
cause im stuck to you like pairs in prophase
i used to run home just to wait on aim
i see you sign off but i'll wait again
you be actin i'll be myosin
we need each other like melo and iverson
friends with benefits, down for fornication
friends with phalluses, single penetration
camel crushin death stick warning
your lungs darker than michael jordan
你 記 不 記 得 半 夜 兩 個 月 前
夜 晚 坐 單 車 見 willie
三 個 朋 友 第 一 次 吃 煙
三 十 年 後 友 情 都 不 變
no more stogging or else you an addict
cry for attention, needy ass, dramatic
hamlet,horatio you think you're tragic
you fell off hard, no automatic
imma stick to you like Melissa R.
lock every door in my grandpa's car
you better mark the day when your daughter turns eighteen
cause it's gonna be the date when your grandson is conceived.
can you look me in the eyes and tell me honestly
four hundred thousand beetle species and you still believe?
GaWd won't be there when you need help and guidance or a friend
but I'll follow you to the grave until the very end
Viet:
Pizza face, Frankenstein,
Words that explode in your face like mines
What do you expect, more hot lines?
Out of this world like aliens in Signs
What kind of guy steals lunch from poor girls
Got no values, got no morals
That's why i said "yo betta watch yoself"
It's time for you to go back on the shelf
Learned your troll ways from your boyfriends
Oops i meant to say boyscout friends
Never had a girlfriend so what can I say
Your mom's not alone in thinking you're gay
Always bring boys back to your room
Hit the gamewinner on you I say boom
Me, the one you underrate
You, the one I love to hate
Always make fun of my shots
I hope you go to hell and rot
You deserve this, i hope you see
Just giving you some third degree
Burns, Mr. , Waylon Smithers
Blowing you to Smithereens
People gonna think that I'm so mean
Attacking you like a wolverine
Don't go playing the victim, that's what you always do
Making fun of charlie just cause he's better than you
Always saying hella care cause apathy's so cool
Never study that's why you failed english in high school
charlie:
you random in ap
lose the game for me and willie
just cause you act like a true carry
don't mean we will have a victory
false hope will spread through our respiratory
as we sleep for our lost p s r
wake up raging in our rune blastor
blaming everyone for your failure
as a friend
as a student
as a vauluable team mate
staying up all night on your 56k
trolling out charles cause of his colorway
don't care bout being bald and a deadbeat
cause all you beat is your 2inch meat
schools starting soon
in need of new shoes
thinking about coppin a brand new pair
heelys heelys they so cheap
cheap like your chapstick for your chappy ass lips
[1:00]
sending youjizz links in the chatroom
staying up all night on the 56k
trolling thebunlanman til the end of day
who will i troll now in san jose
sending youjizz links in the chatroom
staying up all night getting the achne
friends go to staples and buy your sharpies
then we will connect the dots to san jose
eminem's manager:
paul, umm
i just listened to the entire album
you've got to be fucking kidding me
you know the guy's dead right?
i don't have your back on this one
i can't even fucking handle it
i'm done
tiffany:
heartbeat
heartbeat
heartbeat
dj, put it back on
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it's the duy
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released 25 August 2010
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